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/ Eleventh Law of Acoustics: In a         \
| minimum-phase system there is an        |
| inextricable link between frequency     |
| response, phase response and transient  |
| response, as they are all merely        |
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| combined with minimalization of         |
| open-loop errors in output amplifiers   |
| and correct compensation for non-linear |
| passive crossover network loading can   |
| lead to a significant decrease in       |
| system resolution lost. However, of     |
| course, this all means jack when you    |
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